Kamala Harris has emerged from the political shadows with her upcoming book “107 Days,” and—surprise!—it’s a tell-all that somehow manages to throw shade at just about everyone except herself. In what reads like a passive-aggressive workplace review mixed with a dramatic diary entry, Harris admits the obvious: Joe Biden got tired. Not “tired” like the rest of us after a long day—tired like the leader of the free world visibly struggling to form sentences, keep his thoughts straight, and, you know, function as president. But don’t worry, folks, there’s no big conspiracy here. It’s just your standard, garden-variety presidential decline.
According to Harris, we’re all being dramatic. Biden wasn’t incapacitated, he was just… jet-lagged? Yeah, apparently that disastrous debate performance wasn’t due to cognitive issues, it was because he’d been globetrotting for diplomacy and schmoozing with celebrities in California. Nothing says presidential stamina like crashing on stage after a few flights, right? And let’s not forget the real gem: “On his worst day, he was more deeply knowledgeable… than Donald Trump on his best.” That’s cute. The kind of line that gets you polite applause at a D.C. fundraiser, but not much else in the real world.
.@KamalaHarris admits that .@JoeBiden got tired in office — but that there was no conspiracy to cover up his decline.
Okay – that’s a blatant lie.
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— Erica 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 (@EricaRN4USA) September 10, 2025
But Kamala doesn’t stop at defending Biden—she quickly pivots to the real issue: how she was treated. Apparently, she was the misunderstood heroine in a Shakespearean drama of egos, old men, and sabotage. Her office was in chaos? That wasn’t her fault—it was the media’s fault. High staff turnover? Those people just couldn’t hack it. No support from the press office? Blame Karine Jean-Pierre. Honestly, if she worked anywhere else, HR would be drowning in memos.
In the first excerpts from her new book, Kamala Harris shits all over Biden and his team for his decision to run for re-election.
She also accuses the Biden White House staff of “adding fuel to the negative narratives that sprang up around me.” pic.twitter.com/0Yef3ag1no
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) September 10, 2025
And then there’s this priceless bit: “If I did well, he did well.” Right. Because nothing says “team player” like subtly reminding everyone that if Grandpa Biden keels over, the country’s in your perfectly manicured hands. The self-awareness here is astounding—mostly because there’s none. Harris frames her success as a gift to Biden, a validation of his choice to make her vice president. Except that gift came wrapped in sky-high disapproval ratings, nervous donors, and a reputation for avoiding tough assignments like the border crisis. You know, the one she said she’d handle, then promptly disappeared from?
But don’t worry—she’s more loyal to her country than to Biden. That’s why she waited until her book deal to say something. Very patriotic.
And let’s not breeze past the most revealing line of all: that letting Biden run again was “reckless.” According to Harris, Democrats were all under some sort of trance, muttering “It’s Joe and Jill’s decision” like it was gospel. Well, of course they were—because questioning Biden’s mental fitness was political heresy until about five minutes ago. Now that his polling is in the basement and the debate stage turned into a national embarrassment, now it’s safe to say, “Yeah, maybe we shouldn’t have left this up to him.” Brave of her to say it… after the fact.
“[Kamala Harris] should probably go take a nap with Joe Biden.”
— @daniellealvarez, RNC senior advisor, said Harris’ new book is just an attempt to stay relevant after her defeat in the 2024 presidential election@JHoganGidley @SharlaMcBride @Marc_Lotter pic.twitter.com/PcM5vx23ci
— NEWSMAX (@NEWSMAX) September 10, 2025
This book excerpt isn’t just an admission of Biden’s decline. It’s also a political lifeline for Harris, who’s been polling somewhere between a root canal and a DMV visit. She wants to rebrand—not as the absentee VP who couldn’t keep staff or score a policy win, but as the adult in the room who saw it all and tried to sound the alarm. Except she didn’t. Not when it mattered. Not when the country needed honest leadership. She waited until she had a publisher.
So let’s be clear: this isn’t about country. It’s about image control. It’s about cleaning up a legacy before the political obituary is written. And frankly, it’s a little late for that. If this book is the prelude to a 2028 run, Republicans should send her a thank-you card.
