Well, well, well — if it isn’t another episode of Weekend at Biden’s. But instead of sunglasses and a beach chair, we’ve got autopens and executive orders flying out of the West Wing like nobody’s checking who’s actually conscious behind the wheel. House Oversight Chairman James Comer just dropped a 100-page report that reads less like a thriller and more like a real-time audit of the Biden administration’s desperate game of “pretend grandpa’s fine.”
Let’s start with the basics: Former President Biden allegedly signed — or rather, his autopen signed — executive actions, pardons, and other significant decisions while his aides carefully staged-managed his appearance like a matinee puppet show. And now we’re supposed to just go, “Nothing to see here!” Really?
Comer and his team want the DOJ to do more than just raise an eyebrow. They’re asking for a full-blown investigation into whether Biden even knew what he was doing between January 2021 and January 2025. It’s not a small ask — they’re talking about reviewing every single executive action. But let’s be honest: when you’ve got a commander-in-chief who might think “executive action” means choosing the applesauce flavor at lunch, that seems like a pretty reasonable request.
🚨 BREAKING: U.S. House Oversight Committee deems ALL President Biden executive actions “NULL AND VOID,” including pardons, performed by White House staff and signed by an autopen
The Committee demands an IMMEDIATE investigation by AG Pam Bondi
“We are calling on the U.S.… pic.twitter.com/iiWUStSyZQ
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) October 28, 2025
And before the usual suspects scream “partisan witch hunt,” let’s just take a beat and look at the facts: 14 witnesses, 47 hours of testimony, and not a single one of them — not one — was willing to say Biden showed any signs of mental decline. That’s a little too Stepford for anyone paying attention. Either they’ve all got terrible observation skills, or they’re covering for the biggest “weekend gig” in Washington.
Then there’s Dr. Kevin O’Connor — the former White House physician who apparently decided that the best way to treat a declining president was to not test his cognitive function. Revolutionary stuff. So revolutionary, in fact, that he pleaded the Fifth more often than he said anything useful. Comer is now asking for the D.C. Board of Medicine to investigate whether this doctor deserves to keep practicing medicine at all — because, just maybe, signing off on “everything’s fine” while the former president is mentally doing jumping jacks in 1982 isn’t exactly ethical.
But wait, there’s more. Let’s talk about Hunter. Because what’s a Biden scandal without America’s favorite amateur artist-turned-foreign business consultant showing up in the middle of a pardon discussion? According to testimony, Hunter was in the room for conversations about preemptive pardons for Biden family members — yes, the same ones who may or may not have been involved in questionable international business dealings. Nothing suspicious about that, right?
We’re also supposed to believe that Biden — who visibly struggled to finish a sentence during that June 2024 debate with Trump (a performance that left even CNN anchors nervously sipping their water) — was mentally sharp enough to make serious executive decisions without anyone else pulling the strings? Either the Democrats have invented time travel and are patching his brain in from 2012, or someone’s not being entirely honest.
Of course, the left is calling this investigation “baseless.” They say there’s no conspiracy, no cover-up, and that Biden made all his decisions himself. Sure. And I’m the Pope of Delaware. They want us to believe that this was all above board, that the guy who regularly forgets names, locations, and what decade we’re in was somehow hands-on and detail-oriented when it came to executive governance.
🚨It’s NOT about the autopen.
No one can be “delegated” the power to issue PARDONS or executive orders without the explicit approval of the President. This is lunacy.
Dems are having a difficult time explaining away today’s bombshell on Biden’s autopen presidency 👇 pic.twitter.com/ifaN9EWiYs
— Scott Jennings (@ScottJenningsKY) October 29, 2025
And then there’s the Democrats on the Oversight Committee. Rep. Robert Garcia, bless his heart, claims Biden “fully executed his duties.” Yeah, maybe if those duties included waving from the window and calling Kamala “President Harris” by accident. The same folks telling us Biden was sharp as a tack are also the ones saying we need to “reopen the government” — as if the people grinding out all this gaslighting haven’t been the ones clogging the gears with dysfunction in the first place.
Wow! Biden aides finally tell the truth about his decline.
The autopen is one of the biggest scandals in US HISTORY.
— Spitfire (@DogRightGirl) October 28, 2025
This isn’t about political payback. It’s about a basic, almost laughably obvious question: Was the guy at the top actually making decisions, or were we governed by committee, autopen, and cover-up for four years? The American people deserve better than a press secretary reading from a binder and a former president signing documents he might not even remember authorizing.
