Joe Biden has once again reassured America that he was fully in charge during his presidency, even though it took a robot pen to sign half the paperwork. That’s right, the same guy who sometimes seems confused about which decade he’s in wants us to believe he personally made the calls on legislation, pardons, executive orders—you name it. And the proof? A firmly worded statement, likely written by someone else, stamped with an autopen signature for good measure. Can’t make this stuff up.
Now, in a move that surprised absolutely no one, Donald Trump has fired up the legal machine and called on Attorney General Pam Bondi to investigate what could end up being the most surreal constitutional scandal of the decade. According to Trump, Biden’s inner circle may have been running a shadow presidency using the autopen as their magic wand, turning progressive pipe dreams into policy while the actual President was, shall we say, “resting.”
Let’s talk about that for a second. The U.S. President’s signature isn’t some scribble on a napkin. It has real, irreversible power. One signature can free felons, enforce nationwide mandates, and install top officials. And apparently, during Biden’s administration, that power might’ve been wielded by staffers using a glorified rubber stamp. Not only is that unethical—it’s potentially unconstitutional.
Jill Biden, Hunter Biden, auto pen, Joe Biden
The scandal of the century
The use of auto pens means the American people have NO CLUE who signed the Pardons & other Executive Orders
Folks, this is a HUGE deal
Coverups upon coverups
& Biden fam, WH personnel & media COMPLICIT pic.twitter.com/RvY653AEmO— ProudlyPatriotic (@johnschambers) June 1, 2025
And yet here comes Biden, insisting that it’s all a distraction. He says Republicans are just trying to derail the country to help “the ultra-wealthy.” Classic deflection. The real distraction is a presidency so fragile that his handlers allegedly had to coax his decision-making. And these weren’t simple procedural memos either—we’re talking sweeping executive actions that reshaped whole sectors of the economy and government. But sure, the real problem is GOP tax policy.
House Republicans aren’t letting this one slide. Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer has already launched an investigation and seems plenty eager to haul Biden in to answer questions. And who could blame him? If Biden’s signature was being auto-penned onto documents while he wasn’t cognitively engaged, then that’s not just political theater—it’s a foundational crisis.
Think about the implications. If Biden wasn’t mentally fit in the final months of his presidency—as many suspected—and staffers were operating the machinery of government in his name, then we’re not just talking about dereliction of duty. We’re talking about impersonating the presidency. That’s not a paperwork error—that’s a full-scale constitutional fraud.
And yet, the media response? Mostly crickets or, worse, trying to spin it as another Trump overreaction. But this isn’t about Trump. It’s about whether Americans were effectively governed by unelected aides armed with an autopen while Biden shuffled through his days at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue like a confused guest at someone else’s party.
All of Biden’s auto pen executive orders can easily be thrown out in court! pic.twitter.com/BugI6jq11K
— luluHru (@luluHru) June 3, 2025
So while Biden defenders roll their eyes and call this a “conspiracy theory,” remember: this isn’t QAnon chatroom stuff. This is a serious question about who actually ran the executive branch of the United States of America. And if that doesn’t raise eyebrows, we might want to ask just how low the bar’s been set for leadership in this country.
But hey—rest easy, America. Joe says he was in charge. He said it. Or maybe someone wrote it for him. Either way, the autopen probably signed it.
